man enough

this is just a starter list.  i'm sure it will evolve over the course of the season

talking smack to your moty crew yes – dropping the f-bomb in your academy acceptance speech no
t-moble chick yes - verizon ‘hear me know’ guy no
tax write off and padding my man fund yes – give you ‘reject butts’ free sh-aht no
15 guys bringing it to k1 speed and leaving it all on the track yes - leaving a little o negative on the wall at turn three hell yes
wave garden yes – wave pool no
listing agent yes – reo department no
punk rock bowl yes – black light bowl no
moty math yes – exact science no
amanda knox yes- silvio berlusconi no – well maybe... his meter maid stunt was pretty funny
information flow yes – info stockpile no
laptop yes – tablet no (i’m holding out for the hologram. even better glasses {preferably not the granny shades})
blue ray yes - hddvd no (unless it’s streaming to my i-arnettes)
bloody race track yes – blood on the highway no
tons of emails giving me this great material yes - saying nothing no
bringing extra beer yes - pit stop for more beer at kmart between heats yes
a 19 year old beer trophy yes - 18 year old jameson oh yes
chuck yeager yes – chuck sheen no (except if he is all hopped up on s.k.)

i'll try my best to keep you abreast of all things manly

k1 points:
c.k. 5pts
d.f. 4pts
s.m. 3 pts
discretionary points:
j.s. for being a mad man.  the break is the one of the left.
m.w. for not keeping your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times
r.b. for bringing the hurt

keep the pedal to the metal randy!

next up – march madness and pop a shot. or slam dunk contest? we could bring a tramp and lower the rim.  n.g. and j.p. will be getting you more info soon.

i’ll stand on my head

what’s up with advertisers these days. as technologies evolve, computer generated imagery pushes further and 3dimensional commercials are right around the corner, you’d think so would the viewer’s desire for better. so the 30 second/million dollar question is – how can monkeys driving and a fist pumping beaver (did i say that) still sell products. if that is the case, then bring back howdy doody {oh wait... they did that with eminem}.

i realize the super bowl is an event for the whole family. i am not pushing for more risque ads (the amount of scantly clad hot chicks is just about right). i’m advocating for our children. we owe it to them to develop their wit and set forth a foundation for a bona fide sense of humor. someday we will be watching their advisements. please steer them away from the cal worthington mind set.
(i am probably the last guy to have any say when it comes to selling tires or energy drinks or anything. i stopped watching survivor after we chose richard hatch.)

the points are updated. congrats to c.k. and one for f.g. for making it happen. 

for me – just some sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever so you can rest medicine and box of nose in need deserves puffs indeed.

word play

i feel like i’ve been doggin my bloggin this year. i’d like to say i’ve been busy. maybe spreading myself too thin is more appropriate. probably more accurate is simply unfocused. i’ve been up to a little bit of everything as well as a whole lot of nothing. i have been gone a lot, but not so far gone that i don’t know the other definition of “dogging”. so i’m definitely not dogging anybody.

i did find time to read about three new breeds of dogs. interesting that the first line about the xoloitzcuintli says, “ it is an old mexican breed”. so why’d they list it... my answer to that would be identical to my explanation of what is going on in egypt.

i do know there is some potential for captions to these protest picts any takers



who ever smelt it

 

whooa double rainbow



whaaat?

it's all in the back swing

i will try to keep you informed and up to date regarding all facts that might be useless.

r.b. is in charge of february’s go-kart event. k1 speed in torrance, sunday feb 27th, 4pm.  please rsvp to him and he should be able to answer all of your questions. i’m going to try to do two posts per month. one for the invite and one for the outcome.