talking smack to your moty crew yes – dropping the f-bomb in your academy acceptance speech no
t-moble chick yes - verizon ‘hear me know’ guy no
tax write off and padding my man fund yes – give you ‘reject butts’ free sh-aht no
15 guys bringing it to k1 speed and leaving it all on the track yes - leaving a little o negative on the wall at turn three hell yes
wave garden yes – wave pool no
listing agent yes – reo department no
punk rock bowl yes – black light bowl no
moty math yes – exact science no
amanda knox yes- silvio berlusconi no – well maybe... his meter maid stunt was pretty funny
information flow yes – info stockpile no
laptop yes – tablet no (i’m holding out for the hologram. even better glasses {preferably not the granny shades})
blue ray yes - hddvd no (unless it’s streaming to my i-arnettes)
bloody race track yes – blood on the highway no
tons of emails giving me this great material yes - saying nothing no
bringing extra beer yes - pit stop for more beer at kmart between heats yes
a 19 year old beer trophy yes - 18 year old jameson oh yes
chuck yeager yes – chuck sheen no (except if he is all hopped up on s.k.)
i'll try my best to keep you abreast of all things manly
k1 points:
c.k. 5pts
d.f. 4pts
s.m. 3 pts
discretionary points:
j.s. for being a mad man. the break is the one of the left.
m.w. for not keeping your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times
r.b. for bringing the hurt
keep the pedal to the metal randy!
next up – march madness and pop a shot. or slam dunk contest? we could bring a tramp and lower the rim. n.g. and j.p. will be getting you more info soon.

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