train wreck of thought

a few things i never do: signal before changing lanes (i consider it like telegraphing a pass{unless it is a no look}). undertip (i was a waiter once. {to me  fifteen percent is insult enough. [unless it’s coming from a senior citizen]}). think that any task is beneath me (i wouldn’t ask you to do something i wouldn’t do myself). say to my wife, i saw this in a porn (explanation. really?) write a blog post the same night as a pub crawl. (i tried editing it a few times, but couldn’t quite get it straight.)

a few things i should never do again: take the wasabi dare (sake chaser?). give a hitchhiker a ride (she looked harmless).  take a ride from a stranger when i have the kids (unless we are in costa rica, it’s raining and the ex-pat offers a beer), get in the way of venice loco willy (no one has a knife - it's venice). write a blog post the same night as a pub crawl. i digress or did i...

here's how the pub crawl points were passed out
m.b. 1st
f.g.  2nd
n.g. 3rd
discretionary pints go to
b.t.
m.b.
r.b

here's to you benny