taking one for the team

if your desire to own the rights to operate a team in l.a. is getting you down? let me make you the offer of a life time

get in on the ground level of the hottest new franchise in town
tremendously lucrative network deal potential
no commissioner preventing you from paying off your personal legal expenses
salary cap commensurate to 1970s players rates
no stringent guidelines (good luck devaluing what this market will bare)
private and corporate ownership welcome
extremely lax contractual obligations (you’re free to sue whomever you wish)
somewhat reasonable franchise fees
100% guaranty your wife will not want any part of this

all resonalbe offers will be considered. please call 555.367.6689
will trade for parking facility near chavez ravine area





here is how the points were calcuateded, liquidated and reorganized:

c.t. 1st
b.s. 2nd
n.g. 3rd

discretionary
l.r.
d.f.
j.b.

way-to-go-da-vid. way-to-go!