trading paint on the streets of the gundo

i do not benefit from the good drivers discount program. i, on the otherhand, have the maximum dmv points allotted and still enjoy the privilege to operate a motor vehicle in the state of california. boy do i pay that premium. further, i am currently involved in some accident litigation, but my insurance provider has instructed me to refrain from discussing the matter pending the final outcome (ask me about conduct unbecoming of an officer… and i’ll text you a retort {with a double double in one hand while thumbing through the play list in the other - obviously safely pulled over at the curb).

on the opposite end of this track, my better half is often heard saying, “we’ll make up for lost time on the drive” so the mini van (not mine – hers) is decked out with five point harnesses, twin turbos, dyno flow kit, N20 and an exhaust that looks like she ran over a trash can and it is stuck under the rear bumper… she skipped out on the fiberglass skirts and the large japanese decals so it looks like a true sleeper, but a ten second quarter mile, five star crash rated, grocery getter sits in our garage. (she breached the no mini van clause in our prenupt - so i voided the power train warranty).  basically, i’ve been getting bumped from all sides on this one (maybe it was good that i stayed in front of all that ‘traffic' – the high road if you will) 

i thought we left it all out of the track. but several moty brothers have asked no told me that we need to do this one again – this year!! originally, i thought it was for the adrenaline rush.  maybe we should make it for pink slips. the rpms are reved up! i think i hear survivor in the background!! i knew you had it in you!!!

visors down switches up

results of the feburary event are as follows:

s.m   1st  5 pts
j.b.   2nd  4 pts
d.f.   3rd  3 pts
j.d.   4th  1 pt
r.b   5th  2 pts (discretionary rookie point)
j.s.   6th  2 pts (discretionary point for best use of an iphone app)
m.b. 7th  2 pts (discretionary rookie point)
f.g.   8th  1 pt

thumbs up r.b.

stay tuned for the standings and march event details