snowboarding is like sex

as i drove passed the new trader joe's yesterday i realized i miss tia juana's restaurant on olympic and stoner. i recalled having lunch with t.h. years ago. he was rattling off so many of these i nearly pee'd my pants (on olympic blvd/the olympics... following the opening ceremony/stoner... just some insight as to my thought process)

so, as the twenty ten winter olympics begin, i thought i'd share some new moves with you:

• the superman nose slide
• the 720 spiderman
• the stalefish swedish rodeo
• the casper mctwist
• the backside abraham lincoln
• an ambush paddington tail block
• the method stranger
• a cheekster ollie
• the hand shandy tweak
• an indy donkey punch
• a 50/50 snowmobile grind
• the dirty sanchez air to fakey

as to figuring out the mechanics of the aforementioned, you are on your own {urbandictionary.com}.  do a little research before valentines day and enjoy. there were some that were too sick for me to post (anything with steamer in it- i couldn't touch), but if i left one out you'd like to share feel free. if you offend easily, please just act like an elitist skier and move on.

author's note: my intension is humor, albeit potty, but i could very well have crossed a line. your silence means nothing, so if you disapprove speak up.

go usa!