little help here

i’m sure we’d all agree, asking for directions sucks. to delve deeper, i’d say it has less to do with the action itself. maybe it is the slowing down or pulling over. it could actually be the relative height as we ask, "hey bro, do you know how to get to..." have you even realized we are actually being looked down on as we take directions from a stranger, all the while trying to gather our bearings... north... veer left... you'll see the burning bush bouta mile up the...come on! maybe it is the walk of shame, parked all cockeyed, letting some gas station attendant know we don’t know where the hell we are or how to get where we’re going. all tells to our passengers revealing we’re lost.   now you're asking where is he going here? (im even asking myself that right now too). in an attempt to elaborate on a pervious comment and a few of those alcohol infused, it sounded good at the time conversations, i’m going to ask that question so you won’t look ‘lost’. (you can all thank me later)

what are you gonna do this valentines day for your lady to ensure you get some?

i know you got some game (you've some kids right?). so bring it!
is it dinner and a room at shutters. maybe a couples massages or a gift basket with toys and movies you can't bring home to the kids. how about ordering some room service and skip the restaurant. or skip the hotel all together and go straight for the loo (some intrigue and easier on the wallet). the fitting room has its appeal and a bit of kink too (chick-a-dow-now). way more spacious than the mile high lav. i’m not saying there is anything wrong with flowers, candy, and jewerly, but how about sprinkling those petals, melting that chocolate and a pearl…hey whoa now. there is more than one way to skin a cat {there is the brazilian euphemism somewhere here}. listen, i just tossed out at least ten ideas (it kinda feels like im doing all the talking haha). so be creative and be anonymous if you like, or be bold but share. when was the last time you helped a buddy get laid (mex blanket, bu lagoon need i say more). a bottle of patron for the best, or most, or final outcome, applause-o-meter - we'll figure it out.  let’s face it, if this works we all win