Happy New Year Gentlemen, I was having a ice cold beverage with Mr. Matlosz last night at a beverage station. And in our discussions we were wondering what's a sure fire way to get total gratification from one's wife?? Is it buy her diamonds(boring but effective I hear), candlelight dinner, nice dinner and dancing on the town?? All sound like good ideas.
But I decided to try an alcohol infused shopping spree for her. I took her for sushi and sake bombers first. Gotta loosen 'em up a little bit. We then proceeded to hit a couple of stores and I picked out some nice/sexy outfits for her to try on. (She said she felt like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, this is a good thing trust me). I chose stores that we would normally never goto since I figured this would up the ante. After trying on a few outfits we decided to have another round of sake bombers. Great idea right, back to shopping and that's when it got interesting. Time was running short so we thought it most efficient to have me join in the dressing room instead of having her waste time walking in/out of the dressing room. So lets just say it all worked out for the best.
So this bring me to the point. What are your ideas to help your fellow man engage his lovely wife? C'Mon Don Juan, let's hear it. Don't be a freakin' pussy. Help a fellow man.
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Happy New Year Gentlemen,
I was having a ice cold beverage with Mr. Matlosz last night at a beverage station. And in our discussions we were wondering what's a sure fire way to get total gratification from one's wife?? Is it buy her diamonds(boring but effective I hear), candlelight dinner, nice dinner and dancing on the town?? All sound like good ideas.
But I decided to try an alcohol infused shopping spree for her. I took her for sushi and sake bombers first. Gotta loosen 'em up a little bit. We then proceeded to hit a couple of stores and I picked out some nice/sexy outfits for her to try on. (She said she felt like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, this is a good thing trust me). I chose stores that we would normally never goto since I figured this would up the ante. After trying on a few outfits we decided to have another round of sake bombers. Great idea right, back to shopping and that's when it got interesting. Time was running short so we thought it most efficient to have me join in the dressing room instead of having her waste time walking in/out of the dressing room. So lets just say it all worked out for the best.
So this bring me to the point. What are your ideas to help your fellow man engage his lovely wife? C'Mon Don Juan, let's hear it. Don't be a freakin' pussy. Help a fellow man.
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