Monday, July 25, 2011

i’ve got your number

ever find yourself in the check out line and the person behind the counter says, “do you have a club card?” but you don't.  or are you the type that doesn’t want that little card attached to your keychain. well i have the answer for you.

plug in your area code or the area code of the line you are standing in and use 8675-309 and jenny will hook you up.

and should the question ever come up: the song performed by tommy tutone, written by alex call and jim keller, released nov 16, 1981, 7in vinyl, columbia records, number one on billboard’s top tracks in 1982, the b-side “not say goodbye”, certified gold and covered by everclear, foo fighters, less than jake, motley crue, green day and the goo goo dolls.

don’t say i’ve never gave you anything


here is how the möty crüe charted:
points:
1st d.c.
2nd m.c.
3rd j.b.

discretionary:
j.s. over 50 dead shows
m.c. malcolm mclaren ass and grass
s.m. kiss rocks
 
jeff - "thank you for a real good time!"

Monday, July 18, 2011

four is the magic number

i've obviously seen too many school house rock live productions this weekend.


if there was an award for most awesomest comedy band - the grammy goes to
axis of awesome.

ok maybe someone could give them an award for best use of dockweilder beach or most likely to kind of look like jack black.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

looks like another perfect day

driving up to the orzabal estate in the hollywood hills today was quintessential los angeles. my day began on the 10 freeway in bumper to bumper traffic. then, on la brea, i spotted a larger than life mr. brainwash original that covered the entire side of the building. a few blocks up at fountain avenue i saw kat von d standing with a group smoking a cigarette outside high voltage. further up the road, a camera crew filming an actor in front of crazy girls strip club caught my eye. the guy was dressed like a bum holding a cardboard sign that read ‘need money for tities’. it was so obvious he was an actor. his shoes totally gave him away. as i turned on to hollywood blvd, you’d think i'd be shocked by the guy on a gold road bike wearing red, yellow and green spandex, but that was nothing compared to the gnarly dread that was causing his helmet to sit all cockeyed on his head. winding my way up nichols canyon, i had to pull over to wrap up my phone conversation before i lost all cell reception. sitting there on the side of the road, i saw a lost dog flyer on a post. apparently chester is a pretty old shepard mix. he really needs his medication and acupuncture. if you see him there is a $2000 dollar reward. as i pulled up to the gate and rolled down my window i noticed roland’s neighbor had a sotheby’s for sale sign and the listing agent is sharona alperin. - i love l.a.!

get ready rock stars. up next is music appreciation. j.s. will provide more information soon.