cheating on sandra

is that what we are calling it these days?.. why not cheating on elin? is it because she isn’t americas girl next door. could it be because it was too much a shocker. or is elin too much a victim. she’s a swinger! (i’m talking nine iron!!) to clarify, i’m not condoning any of this (perpetuating, definitely not condoning). four or sixteen, it only takes one (well actually two). so who would you say is worse tiger or jesse? it appears that one had more. one could loose more. both are loosers. and nobody wins.

how about adding the girls to this discussion. weren’t they lying and cheating too. what were their intentions? do the bimbs come out just to cash in? have they already worked out their percentages. tell me they didn’t know. they knew enough to wait till the iron was hot (or the oscar in hand), lawyered up and then came forward. are they addicted to love or money or fame. or just entitled to the idea of it all.

speaking of the fame and the fortune - i gotta toss gloria “the champion of women’s rights” allred into this mix. her newest clients seem to be mistresses. let’s make sure we call a spade a spade, a business woman a business woman and a whore a whore. how many guys has she screwed for money?

listen up anony… it has been said if you plan it they will come. hahaha! good luck. this is a tough crowd.

shine on

last night the family went out to support a friend who shaved his head to show solidarity for kids with cancer and to raise money for cancer research. it didn’t hurt that it was at the riviera in redondo. good food and the best margaritas in the south bay (yes... followed closely by pancho's dirty maggies). he raised over two grand and got a great haircut to boot! there were a few kojack type jokes (all in fun), but the real props go out to all the men, women and children shavees for the money they raised. it was super cool seeing the girls sitting in the front row with several children affected by cancer, each in different stages of their battles. my girls didn’t even realize who they were sitting with until a speaker invited the kids up. i loved seeing that it didn’t change their perspective. they went on laughing and enjoying the festivities with them. it did open the door to a bunch of questions on the way home. a topic i may have to research a bit before we pick it up again. if you’d like to learn more about the cause check out ttp://www.stbaldricks.org/events/mypage/eventid/46/eventyear/2010. 

i would attach his 'after picture' but in the spirit of anonymity →

make a donation while you’re there. i thought about getting all philanthropic and setting up moty "team buzz", but then i considered many of your hair dos (and don’ts) -  for some of us nature is already doing the job and for others it would be just another trip to the barber!

moty update: the pop a shot portion of the march event is still set for saturday, april 3rd. the time is 2pm.

can i get a head count (for stick and stein not a hair cut)

make sure to hug your kids and tell your wife you love her

and if you’re running on the beach - watch your back

makes me think of aint seen nothing yet by bachman turner overdrive

don’t forget your march madness picks because life is short and sometimes cruel. so get out there and do something you normally wouldn't do.

malt or mash

i am not really a big whiskey drinker. although, i treat myself to a jemmie every now and again. i say it has to do with the triple distilling process, but i don’t really have a clue. toffey flavors, hints of sherry and woody undertones… it gits me drunk. so with saint patrick's day fast approaching (and because of the overwhelmingly underwhelming response to my beer question) i’ve got to ask, what’ll it be - bourbon or whiskey?
or come up with a boo’d for st pattys day (see nov 29th post {and to make it interesting, i'll toss in two points for the winner}) submittals must be received by midnight march 13th and it must include the artwork.

march events:
ncaa pool
selection sunday is on march 14th and the bracket locks on march 18th
log on at  http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1
group id: 10968
password: eject

and

pop a shot at the stick and stein is april 3rd (it will be in the afternoon). 

please rsvp as a comment

some dip with that chip

hanging out and well into my second or third fishbowl at richmond street b and g, we came across a potato chip with an image on it that closely resembled an orca attacking a trainer… since that picture didn’t turn out i thought i’d attach this one.

if you weren’t there or even if you were; the slurried conversation quickly bounced from pitbull attacks, to the media’s responsibility. from the proper way to euthanize a killer whale, to the proper way to hold a 22 oz schooner and still look cool (not two handed – that’s for sure). from there it turned to all the different budwisers. obviously the czech version far surpasses the domestic or the inbev imported king of beers in flavor, but it was agreed that bud light is still hands down the quantity favorite.

much later and with a much clearer head, i decided to look in to all the bud variations.

in 1876 the red label bud was exclusively brewed with the choices hops and best barley. since then anheuser busch has introduced bud light, ice, dry, select, golden wheat, 55, american ale, bud lime, chelada, as well as light variations of the same. in 1983, i had my very first budwiser (coincidentally, that same year anheuser busch released bud light which i still keep in stock to this day). since then, i have tried an incalculable amount of different lagers, ales and specialty beers. lots of domestics, imports, micros and homebrews (and i have the gut to prove it). i’m a creature of habit so i have not tried all of the different bud versions, but now i may have to put that on my to do list. (i probably won't try the calmato one even though it comes as a light) {i don’t do it in my bloody marys either}. since we’ve established that i am somewhat of a glutton, i have to ask… which ones have you tried?

a quick heads up on the march event– march 14th is selection day, it is my understanding the pool can not open up until then, and it will lock on the 18th. i’m gonna go out right now and get a six pack of golden, bud, ice, dry, light, lime, 55 select and watch some basketball. {i may go online and check out some teams too.}

trading paint on the streets of the gundo

i do not benefit from the good drivers discount program. i, on the otherhand, have the maximum dmv points allotted and still enjoy the privilege to operate a motor vehicle in the state of california. boy do i pay that premium. further, i am currently involved in some accident litigation, but my insurance provider has instructed me to refrain from discussing the matter pending the final outcome (ask me about conduct unbecoming of an officer… and i’ll text you a retort {with a double double in one hand while thumbing through the play list in the other - obviously safely pulled over at the curb).

on the opposite end of this track, my better half is often heard saying, “we’ll make up for lost time on the drive” so the mini van (not mine – hers) is decked out with five point harnesses, twin turbos, dyno flow kit, N20 and an exhaust that looks like she ran over a trash can and it is stuck under the rear bumper… she skipped out on the fiberglass skirts and the large japanese decals so it looks like a true sleeper, but a ten second quarter mile, five star crash rated, grocery getter sits in our garage. (she breached the no mini van clause in our prenupt - so i voided the power train warranty).  basically, i’ve been getting bumped from all sides on this one (maybe it was good that i stayed in front of all that ‘traffic' – the high road if you will) 

i thought we left it all out of the track. but several moty brothers have asked no told me that we need to do this one again – this year!! originally, i thought it was for the adrenaline rush.  maybe we should make it for pink slips. the rpms are reved up! i think i hear survivor in the background!! i knew you had it in you!!!

visors down switches up

results of the feburary event are as follows:

s.m   1st  5 pts
j.b.   2nd  4 pts
d.f.   3rd  3 pts
j.d.   4th  1 pt
r.b   5th  2 pts (discretionary rookie point)
j.s.   6th  2 pts (discretionary point for best use of an iphone app)
m.b. 7th  2 pts (discretionary rookie point)
f.g.   8th  1 pt

thumbs up r.b.

stay tuned for the standings and march event details